There's cumfetti in your cake, what?

Monday night, I attempted to make a pizza but I failed because I was too busy playing with my tables and burnt it.

So I hit up my sister to see if she ate dinner yet, she said no. So I headed down to Newport. My sister said she literally lives 4 houses away from the beach and then 4 houses from the bars. I didn't believe her, but she was not lying.

We get sushi. I feel every time I visit her we always get sushi and of course, Kendy came along. Kendy is her roommate/bff/everything. Clarissa was being a party pooper so Kendy and I decided to sake bomb.

After dinner we went to this "party." The birthday girl was so drunk that she was convinced I was my sister. They had these amazing jello shots that I'm going to try to attempt to make very soon.

I felt so old being there, so I just did what I do best and got drunk and talked to randoms.

Overall, it was a good night. I have some funny stories that I will write about later but I'm waiting for the email.