Really?

So I don't really get jealous of people at all.. but some of my friends are going to the Lakeshow tonight, 2nd row floor seats. And I can actually say I am so fuckin jealous.. hahah

I felt like I needed to share that.. along with this...

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

haha