Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.

Today is so rainy and gloomy. It made me remember Spring '06. We were dirty. Dirty girls '06 lol.

I met Biansex Fall '05 and she became my mother crab.

Crab: n. a certain group of cancers (june 22- july 23). We crabs are hard on the outside, soft on the inside, basically we are really bad at talking about how we feel about anything.

Anyway, I was living with a piece of shit for half a year now, and I contemplated breaking up with him, but never did. So instead of breaking up with him, I just avoided the relationship because I can't quit things. I mean it takes me a really long time to do things, but I usually can't quit.

On night, crab said come with me to my friends dorm I need to give him something. I had nothing to do, so I said sure. We walked all the way to the infamous building 7. (This is where the love of my life Mike lived freshman year..basically where I lived haha) This was when I first met Bo, Jimmy, Taku, Tony, Jeff, David and of course... EOP .

They were all blazing playing Mario Kart. I fell in love after the first night. We were only supposed to drop something off, but we stayed the rest of the night. The asshole called and asked where I was and it was one of the first times that I just didn't care to tell him.

I started to start living on the couch at the house, because I just basically wanted to avoid where I lived completely. I with with Bianca 24/7 no joke. We wouldn't go to class ever becasue we stayed in bed filling out online surveys and making sandwiches with love (pb&j). I remembered it was always cold and raining.

One day, we literally stayed in bed ALL day. We didn't want to not see anyone so we invited people over to come visit us and we made people answer the door and let our friends in. We had a visitor every hour. I remember we fit 7 people on a twin.

Jackie lived at the house at the time too, she was our ocean. She would always want to make breakfast sandwiches.

Heather joined the house also, but I knew her because her brother used to go out with my best friend.

Ocean, Heather, and crabs = dirty girls '06. Every Wednesday night we would play basketball for intramurals and right after we would go over to Bo's place and play beer pong. We used to play just Wednesdays, but then it turned into an every night thing.

Beer pong, weed, Mario Kart, Ali G and breakfast. It's all we did. We all sort of forgot we had school. And for some reason all the guys worked at Abercrombie.

I remember I would go to class to turn something in, and it was usually half done while I was trying to do it on the tram to school. Oh yes, this is when they made a tram that went from the dorms to school. It was way faster to walk to school than take it, but we always took it even if it would make us late because we were so lazy.

We mainly just went on campus to eat and hang out at the Quad, but it was mainly just to figure out what we were doing later that night, which always turned into beer pong somewhere.

One night, Jimmy and I discovered the art of getting high and watching Music videos. AMAZING! We got a reel of Mark Romaneks stuff. It's genius.

YouTube wont let me embed shit, so he's done stuff like 99 problems, criminal, closer, bedtime story, devil's haircut.


It makes me sad thinking about how time changes people and how life just goes.

That semester was like cotton candy, sickly addicting, with no substance, but ridiculously enjoyable.



ps. I'd like to say that I never failed anything before.. hahah so I retook those the classes I got a C-, and the Fs in. I didn't like how it looked after that semester was over and done with.